I swear this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my luck
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a group of chickens came out over a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it click here be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe that just took place. It's so crazy, I know I'm going to pass out! Everything was just totally absurd.
- I can't even
- No joke
- I'm going to have to write this down
I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, the concept is just completely over my head. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?